MONEY
Money is muscle, not from a gym.
Money is an aphrodisiac.
Money is a pyramid of Big Mac’s and bushels of French fries.
Money is being able to look the landlady square in the eye on the first of the month.
Money is being able to order seconds without being at a smorgasbord.
Money is a change of overcoats in winter, a change of jockeys in summer.
Money is not seeing your big toe at the end of your socks.
Money is hearing the dial tone on your phone five weeks after installation.
Money is not having to tip a pompous waiter to prove something.
Money is not being hungry without eating.
Money is not having to see George Washington on money.
Money is not having to carry it.
Money is the gleam in a hooker’s eye.
Money is being kissable with bad breath and cavities.
Money is stepping on toes and having them to apologize.
Money is never being crazy, only exhausted.
Money is never having to apologize for impotency… they’ll wait.
Money is not feeling like the cab meter is a time bomb.
Money is not caring if a beautiful poor girl doesn’t speak.
Money is feeling like an oasis around broke people.
Money is feeling like a threat to a poor man with a good cooking wife.
Money is endorsing pay toilets.
Money is never having to say I’m broke.
Money is feeling superior in a Ford next to a driver in a Cadillac.
Money is not finding a slug in your lock at a rooming house.
Money is seeing many open palms.
Money is making you think your last name is Sir.
Money is personality deoderant.
Money is not having to get in the express line in the supermarket.
Money is the root of __________...__________...
Money is an admission ticket at the booth in the maternity ward in order to see life.
Money is a passport at the mortuary for a trip.
Money is talking loud without a mouth.
Money is green from broke people’s envy.
Money is owning the best things in life that are free.
Money is having to do without poverty.
Money is making a poor person feel rich when he picks up your tab.
Money is having just plain folks become plain flakes.
Robert Earl Sawyer